I'm so elegant.

A friend of mine sent me a bunch of photos from this summer. As I was looking through them, I realized that nearly two-thirds of them involved alcohol in some shape or form -- beer, martinis, wines, you get the idea. I further investigated my own photos and, well, I'll be damned if I'm not drinking, planning to drink, or had recently been drinking in nearly all of them.

Also, with a sober analysis, I discovered my "Blue Steel" (my most prevalent and famous look, I believe) -- the feigned sip out of the beer bottle.



I think my "Le Tigre" is the martini glass.


And my "Ferrari" is the canned malt beverage.


Predictably, I'm still working out the kinks on my "Magnum," but I think it might involve an ice luge. That's classy, I know.